LeeSun

The lady on reception was very polite and helpful … until I started filling in the form. When she saw me write KO’s name on the form, a...

Leaving the restaurant yesterday, KO complained that he had wanted a white balloon, not a red one. I told him that lots of children would...

Yesterday while clearing out the box room, I found a box of (my) rollerblades and took them down to the lounge, to put in the shed later....

KO: Please please please Mum may I have a WHOLE TIN OF BEANS, but not cooked? Me: You mean cold? KO: Yeah! Me: Don’t you want them warmed...

Conversations with a 4 year old cont’d … KO: I’m going to make a wish on this dandelion! [blows dandelion seeds, turns to me, and says] I...

Me: Do you think you could make me something lovely for tea tonight? KO: I could get you some fruit. Me: I don’t want fruit, I want...

This morning while playing with his Zibits robots world … KO: When I have kids I’m going to buy them Zibits robots. Me: Or maybe you can...

At bedtime tonight. KO: My pick for a game, then yours okay? Me: Mine is always going to be the counting game if it’s bedtime.** KO: Why?...

KO (calling from bed at 6am today): Mum, Mum, Mum!! Me: What is it? KO: I’m awake. I had a nightmare! Me: What happened? KO: A whole...

Me: I haven’t made any tea. Would you like some water? KO: No, I’d like a cup of tea. Me: Ummm … okay. Share this: Twitter Facebook...

KO: Look what I found Mum! Me: Oh. It’s a rocking chair from the Goldilocks house. KO: Yes! Me: Shall we put it back in the Goldilocks...

Tonight’s bedtime conversation went like this: KO: But I’m not sleepy. Me: I’ll tell you what – if you can lay still with your eyes...

Tonight I reprimanded KO for touching something I told him not to touch. He hunched his little shoulders forwards, and went downstairs,...

One night on holiday, a couple of weeks ago, I couldn’t find my wallet so went to ask if it had been handed in to reception. A bus load...

KO: Do you like Buzz Lightyear? Me: Not really. KO: Even though he’s a Space Ranger?! Me: Uh-huh. KO: And he saved the entire Universe?...

This morning he wakes up and starts moaning, “Mum … Mum … Mum …” repeatedly. Me: Where does it hurt? KO (still moaning): Nowhere. I had a...

At the pool today … KO goes up to a boy who is babbling in toddler talk while bouncing around the kids’ pool and asks him very slowly and...

At ASDA … Me: Here’s a green token. You can choose who you want ASDA to give money to. KO: I want ASDA to give money to ME. Me: No,...

Out of the blue, KO has gone metaphor mad. Today he was “as sad as a raincloud … they rain sadness.” And after bumping heads with me...

Me (handing KO a ripped up address label): Can you put this in the bin for me please? KO (takes it): Okay. Mum, was that a treasure map?...