Me (handing KO a ripped up address label): Can you put this in the bin for me please?
KO (takes it): Okay. Mum, was that a treasure map?
Me: I don’t think so.
KO: What if it was, and you just didn’t read it properly?
Me: Then I guess it’s too late.
KO: That would be sad, wouldn’t it?
Me: Not really. We’ve got lots of great things already.
KO: Like what?
Me: What do you think? Can you think of anything?
KO (with a big smile): Chocolate?
Me: No. Something even better.
KO: Chocolate EASTER BUNNIES?
Me: No. What’s even better?
KO: Hmmmmm … Chocolate MONKEYS??!!
Me: Forget it.