Me: Do you think you could make me something lovely for tea tonight?
KO: I could get you some fruit.
Me: I don’t want fruit, I want something savoury.
KO: What’s that mean?
Me: You know. Savoury, like salty not sweet.
KO: I could get you some salt on fruit.
KO: Come on!! Say yes! That’s the only thing I can get you!
Me: Forget it. I’ll make tea.